|(Isaac and Gus are just casually playing video games)|
|(Gus whips out a cigarette)|
|Isaac:||Dude, you smoke in the house my mom will be pissed. She's afraid I might get cancer or something. (smirks at his own joke)|
|Gus:||I'm not lighting it.|
|Gus:||It's a metaphor.|
|Isaac:||Oh God, not this again. (Pauses game) Can't you just write poetry like a normal pretentious teen.|
|Gus:||I can't write.|
|Isaac:||That's probably for the best, actually.|
|Gus:||Can you unpause the game?|
|Isaac:||Will you tell me what the oh so beautiful metaphor is.|
|Gus:||You put the thing that can kill you between your lips, but you never light it. You never give it the power to kill you.|
|Isaac:||Do you just keep a notepad next to you while you watch Soap Operas, or are you too busy jacking off to them.|
|Gus:||This is a good metaphor!|
|Isaac:||Like that one about crushing all flowers because they look as beautiful dead as alive?|
|Isaac:||Or when you walked around wearing a sock on your head to prove that the reverse works as well?|
|Isaac:||Or that one time-|
|Gus:||Would you just let me do my freaking metaphors?|
|(Isaac smirks and turns back to the game)|
|Isaac:||Well, I guess if you want to put a fag between your lips, that's your business. No judgment.|
|(Gus throws a pillow at Isaac, and they both laugh and resume the game)|
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