I love music and more to sing but I’m sometimes shy to tell people, I <3 peace and having fun with my friends they said I’m the funny one and yes we may be the creasiest people in the world but we don’t care and as you can see I’m a directioner and i love the beach (California) !!!ت(the background shows everything ツ
glittercalum:

glittercalum:

THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG


JESUS CHRIST


ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW

glittercalum:

glittercalum:

THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG

JESUS CHRIST

ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW

(via zaynjhoran)

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4 days ago

How I Think Isaac Reacted to the Cigarette Metaphor

(Isaac and Gus are just casually playing video games)
(Gus whips out a cigarette)
Isaac:Dude, you smoke in the house my mom will be pissed. She's afraid I might get cancer or something. (smirks at his own joke)
Gus:I'm not lighting it.
Isaac:What?
Gus:It's a metaphor.
Isaac:Oh God, not this again. (Pauses game) Can't you just write poetry like a normal pretentious teen.
Gus:I can't write.
Isaac:That's probably for the best, actually.
Gus:Can you unpause the game?
Isaac:Will you tell me what the oh so beautiful metaphor is.
Gus:You put the thing that can kill you between your lips, but you never light it. You never give it the power to kill you.
Isaac:Do you just keep a notepad next to you while you watch Soap Operas, or are you too busy jacking off to them.
Gus:This is a good metaphor!
Isaac:Like that one about crushing all flowers because they look as beautiful dead as alive?
Gus:I-
Isaac:Or when you walked around wearing a sock on your head to prove that the reverse works as well?
Gus:Well-
Isaac:Or that one time-
Gus:Would you just let me do my freaking metaphors?
(Isaac smirks and turns back to the game)
Isaac:Well, I guess if you want to put a fag between your lips, that's your business. No judgment.
(Gus throws a pillow at Isaac, and they both laugh and resume the game)
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xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care &amp; Reblog.
always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

(Source: charitywaterproject, via the-drama-queenn)

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its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(Source: lordheck, via trust-me-im-not-a-doctor)

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1 week ago

when i lose a follower

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1 week ago

me the last day of summer

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1 week ago

mom: lets go 

me: where?

mom: to buy the school materials of curse 

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1 week ago

mom: wow this summer went so fast its almost ov…

me:

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1 week ago

Tumblr is about being yourself

soo if someone doesn’t like it 

and if they still don’t like it

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1 week ago
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